Saturday, September 6, 2008

People suck

So I worked tonight and people did not tip. I don;t know why becaue I did a good job.

I went out after work to drink....syrpise, surepise!!

Anyway, I didn;t drive so I thought I could drink a lot but that just makes me tired. I have 1 very veyr strong rum and diet and then 4 tall PBRS. I haven;t eaten a lot today so that's why I am the way I am.

My drunk blog sucks.

So you wanna hear a story? Good.

There once was a girl named Sam who worked a lot at a place called Chili's, she along went ot school at GA State to get a dgreee in journalism. She sucks at school. She is trying to make something out of herself but is clearly having an epic fail at a moment. Hopefully one day she'l have her own big radio show in ny and make some monies the marry John Myaer. She loves him.

I just want to sleep. Why can't i/?!??!''

Stfe drive me home stonight anf then hit my garbage pails on he sidewalk. Congrats to her.

I want to sleep and habe to wake p that earl. Good nightand drink PNR.

LOVE SAM.

3 comments:

Lynne said...

You don't need to have a radio show in NYC to marry John Mayer.

Duke of Windward said...

Why aren't you posting anymore, Sam? Say it loud, say it plowed!

Anonymous said...

I would love to buy you a beer! Ever hit the Highlands for a cold PBR?