Beer Poetry

I lay in bed
Home from the bar
Beer in my stomach
I feel full
I watch the tv
The picture moving on the screen
Make it stop
I need to wake early
Why do I do this?
I love the scene
I love beer
I lay awake

I Only had 4 Beers.

I'm buzzed.

I'm not shwasted like I normally am when writing these blog things. Usually, I want to be shit-faced when I do my drunk blogs since that is when it the blog turns out to be most amuzing.

Tonight is different.

I started my night by meeting one of my best friends/former roommate Sara at Taco Mac for A beer. ONE beer. That was it. I have learned to steadyily pace myself with a pint and I'm doing pretty well and slowly learning the term "pacing myself".

I moved on to Wild Wings around 10 p.m to meet up with my friend Peter, Brianna, and James for A beer. ONE. Well...one beer turned into three because me and Peter were too busy talking about old memories and since I was thirsty and a bud light was only $2.50 I decided to have two more to join my orignal 2.

Anyway, I'm waayyyy tired. I have to be up at 6:45 am to take a friend to the DMV because he has no other wau of gettig around.

My eyes feel heaviy. I need my bed noql amow

my cat is cute

So....tonoght till be the last night of the summer and tht makes me sad.



It was my friend JAMES'' 21st bdy and we wated to take him out.. wER STARTED at Tmac action time and move our way to jegffrey's.



I tried to drink more than himan faiLED!!! Dman it.



Me and my cat, greta, ae sitting fere in my bed and she probabl hates me. i CAN tell.



Anywhay.... I hAD fun tonight even thought all I wnated to do was listen to belodnda carlislleand FFlo Rida. I lke them a lot..don;t ask why. i WANT TO DANCE. I', GOOD AT THAT.



I have to work tomorrow wihcih sucks. I don;t want to. Ughhjjjhhh!



just want topass out but i don;t think that's an option. School, statrts tomorrow techincally and that mkaes mewant to throw up.



Ohhhh babay do you know wha that's worth...Ohhh heaven isna place on earth.



Thta place is called Carvel if I have anything to do withit fyi.hink



Baby I was arfrid before but IM NOT afriad any,ore.



So anyway... I'd like to sleeepp nut I don;t think thats an option



Can I tekk ou how much I love billy joel. GEEEZZZZ I LOVE THTA SO MUCH,



I WAN TO SLEEEP!!!!!!!



MY CAT ISSITTINGNNECY TO E and sje;d meof niye. ike ,e!!!i SOM;R KNLOW JANE DQMMM RK E ANK D A,DMDM, SMFR RMEJE FKE RMWJ MKKN

i FEEL DTUNNER AS THE NIGHT GOED ON.

DAMN KR,

Beer Ad of the Day!

1955 Molson Crown & Anchor Canadian Advertisement.

Oh My gosh why am i Still Drunk?Q?

So I went to the becha boys tonight with my mom ad hrt 3 friend plus my friend Stef,'


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I ned water bAD! I drank tos muche tonigjt. I hads em berr s=abd wibe.

Im si turedn k
letnenskeepp now,.

byyyue bittdhes

Drunk Picture of the Day

This was the last picture I took of the night on the ride back from The Derby around 3 a.m.



I also decided to choose an alcohol related ad to post along with the drunk picture of the day. This is a vintage Pabst Blue Ribbon advertisement from June 1911 when it was published on the back cover of Judge Magazine.

It's monday WTF?!

So...Tonight I drank alot..I started wiht 2 beers then pregressed to 2 ruma and diwt cokes and then went to Andrettiis and got 2 gin and tonics and finished with a beer and tehe bergy. DAMN.

I saw too many people that I knew at andretti whihc made things hard when intorducing people.
I must have knon 15 to 20 people thete which is enougt to drive me insande!!

Anywhi...I'm trying to drink as much as I can befor eshcool starts or before I kiell myself, which eve comes first, I think the drinking is winning byn ALOT. I don;t want summer to end so soon. tHIS summer has been a good one full of drunken memories. I lvoed it. School only eminds me of stuff I have to sccomplushe in order to have a decent lif which up until reconty I have not cared a bour.

i' SO TIRED DAN IR.

Im should sleeep now.!!! O JOML o WO;,[ASS PIR SPPM NORMo mWWWS RP RIEM ,T RC PDDD DODRT

PEACE!

SMA LOVE A!!!!

Drunk Journals I found that I don't remember...Imagine that.

This first journal was written on Friday night August 1st after a night at Taco Mac, I'm guessing.



Druk Night 14384783
Friday 3>01am


Well…girls are crazy.

It’s officla.

Soemtimes you think it’s the guys that are jekrs that make chicks insane but it’s reallu the girls crating a whole other level of crayx.

I’ve learn this tonight.

I won’t get into deial because it’s too much to ecplain without naming names.

Whatever…I fell tired. I have clithes on my bed which make it hard to slepp damn it.

I want to go to bed because I have to wake uo really reaky tomoeeowna.

Tmas has mad eme surretder again damn them and my passport club makes me wha==ab ri drunkn in hop=es of maiing my kust 897897890. I rant.

Godd be.




This second journal was probably written on Saturday night August 2nd.



DARUNK NIGHT [ART 54

SO tonight I drank with my best friends family from Canada and let me tell youn they wera fun bunch, Her entire family cracks me up. We danced and drank and toasted a whole bunch. Myn friend stef was a trainwreck though. Then we went to my friendc chris’s birthday where Iw was too trashed to remember my name. Then we went to taco mc because that seemed likea good idea…a plate fof fiesta nackhs later I found myself sighty sober to drive and arrive at my house where my parents were stikll awake.

I went ino my room for hopefully no interuptiond nd lidtned to Bekinda Varlisle.

Anywho I reallywant to go to sleep and my u
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