I'm not quite there

People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive edition came out and I don't think I fully agree with Huge Jackman being #1 and on top of that I don;t know half of the other guys that were on the list.
I think if I made a sexiest men alive list it would go like this but I wouldn't call it Sexiest Men Alive. I might call it Most Attractive Men Alive list since the word sexy is kind of selective and it would go something like this...

1. John Mayer
2. Adrian Grenier
3. John Krasinski
4. Vince Vaughn
5. George Clooney
6. Justin Timberlake
7. Shia LaBeeouf
8. Seth Rogen
8. Michael C. Hall
9. Hugh Grant
10. James Franco
11. Orlando Bloom
12. Johnny Depp
13. John Corbett
14. Paul Rudd
15. Jake Gyllenhaal
16. Anderson Cooper
17. Charlie Day

That's all I can think of right now but if I think of any others I will add them to the list.

I think People should come out with an edition called Most Annoying People Alive and make a list of all these dumb ass celebrities than are annoying as hell. If I made a list it would be...

1. Elizabeth Hasselback
2. Paris Hilton
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Jennifer Anniston
4. The cast of The Hills
5. Miley Cyrus
6.Avril Lavigne
7 Tom Cruise
8 Katie Holmes
9. Bono
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
11. Angelina Jolie
12. Kid Rock

I don't know who else to add to that list but if I kept going I might go on a rampage since these people make me angry.

Tyler Florence is teaching me how to cook an I; too tired to write anymore. Why doesn this hapen to me?

So who else is upset that the History Channel is gone? Why would they do that? I love it! Expeciallu Ice Road Truckers. Love it! Anyway...I too tired to type I just want to sleep because I am NEVER up for anything else.

Few beers and bowling

So tonight I went bowling for my friend Andy's birthday and I'm not going to lie but I sucked. I bowled a 99 the first game and a 83 the second game. The girls did kcik ass though.
I drank beer and it's the forst time I've been drunk since my birthday which was 2 weeks ago. I'm trying to cut back on my drinkignbut apparently I;m failing.

So I think I've hit my quarter life crisis. I;m 22 times that by 4 which is 88...I don;t think I'll live that long but anyway... I;ve kind of lost my mind lately. I;m beginning to think about the future and I think I should date more. I don;t date enough. Well, I never date. I meet guys at bars or parties and they sucktoo much to ask me on a date but they'll text me like the world is coming to an end. I don;t understand it. Just frigign' ask me out assholes!! It;s not that hard!

The power went out at my old house tonight, which is the place I;'m staying. It came back on after some of my guy friends messed around with it. Thankgod! I'm actually kind of scared of the dark. I know that;s lame but I am. Screw you.

So I'm sick of election/Obama talk. I don;t talk about who I voted for but all I can say is how much worse can it get? Bush messed some crap up in office and now Obama hasto fix it. Just wait and see if he;es good before you make judgements. He might fail or he might suprise people. Who that hell knoes. I voted for Bob Barr. hahaha...

I;m kifns upset about the whole John Mayer and Jennifer Annistont thign. I love him.

Iw ant to sleep badly.

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111111]]Ok bubby.

I;ll talk o tou laer.