Workin' hard, Makin' Money, and Getting pulled over

Oh what a past couple of nights this has been.

So last night at work I had high schoolers EVERYWHERE! Let me just say, if you are in high school and can't afford to go out to eat, don't. I don't want to wait on your ass and then you leave me a 10% or less tip. That's not how it works folks.

I had a table of 2 high school teenage guys and they left me .25 on a $29 bill. Whta the heck!? They talked me up the entire time nd according to another co-workder they were checking out my ass the entire time and then they leave me .25 and a "tip" written on the back of their bill saying..."here's a tip don't walk down dark alleys".

You're NOT funny, assholes.

Then tonight I opened dinner at 3:30 and did not leave till almost midnight. I had some stupid ass people in my section. We did have a party of 40 come in and I got about 15 of them and I made bank. I love making that money. It was amazing! One of the adults with the party of 40 middle/high school students left each server that served them $25 bucks reguardless. That was on top of the money I made on the 15 kids and 1 adult I took care of.

Since I woked almost 9 hours I felt that I needed a drink to help.

I was stressed.

I wento T-mac with 10 friends and drank a fair amount. I had an astro pop shot and a kamakazee shot and then 3 beers. I'm still ok. A little loose. That's it.

On our way home we got pulled ober. Thank god Kyle (My best friend, Stef's, boyfriend) was driving. The damn cop searched him then gave him a sobriety test. Ya know Why? Because Stef dropped her cigarette in the car and Kyle swerved when it happened and there happened to be a cop behind him.

I hate Johns Creek.

I went to a city council meeting for Johns Creek on Monday and the big topic was alcohol. My favorite topic. I learned that there will be more cops out around the holidays and that the permit for restuarants that serve on sundays will have a higher fee. Also, that the mayor of Johns Creek is a UGA fan because he seemed to be upset about the UGA/Tech game.

Did I mention I was the only one at the council meeting that represented the public? Yeah, me. I don't even technically live in Johns Creek. I live in Alpharetta. I needed to go for my paper in my news reporting class.

I have to work tomorrow morning so maybe I should go to sleep. I don;t wana though.

OH!!! I'm getting a new car soon!! I think I really like the Mazda 3 hatchback in black. I would look good in that car. I am going to miss Agatha, that's my car now. She's a Chrysler Cirrus from 2ooo and she's gold. I've had her since I was 15. I love her. People think she's gaudy and ugly but to me she is beautiful.

Anyway...this is too long so I'm going to go to sleep, and by sleep I mean facebook then sleep in my way comfy bed with new sheets. I guess I'll blog later since I have no class for the next month. That means more drinking for me.

Goodnight to everyone!!!!!!!!

I'm not quite there

People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive edition came out and I don't think I fully agree with Huge Jackman being #1 and on top of that I don;t know half of the other guys that were on the list.
I think if I made a sexiest men alive list it would go like this but I wouldn't call it Sexiest Men Alive. I might call it Most Attractive Men Alive list since the word sexy is kind of selective and it would go something like this...

1. John Mayer
2. Adrian Grenier
3. John Krasinski
4. Vince Vaughn
5. George Clooney
6. Justin Timberlake
7. Shia LaBeeouf
8. Seth Rogen
8. Michael C. Hall
9. Hugh Grant
10. James Franco
11. Orlando Bloom
12. Johnny Depp
13. John Corbett
14. Paul Rudd
15. Jake Gyllenhaal
16. Anderson Cooper
17. Charlie Day

That's all I can think of right now but if I think of any others I will add them to the list.

I think People should come out with an edition called Most Annoying People Alive and make a list of all these dumb ass celebrities than are annoying as hell. If I made a list it would be...

1. Elizabeth Hasselback
2. Paris Hilton
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Jennifer Anniston
4. The cast of The Hills
5. Miley Cyrus
6.Avril Lavigne
7 Tom Cruise
8 Katie Holmes
9. Bono
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
11. Angelina Jolie
12. Kid Rock

I don't know who else to add to that list but if I kept going I might go on a rampage since these people make me angry.

Tyler Florence is teaching me how to cook an I; too tired to write anymore. Why doesn this hapen to me?

So who else is upset that the History Channel is gone? Why would they do that? I love it! Expeciallu Ice Road Truckers. Love it! Anyway...I too tired to type I just want to sleep because I am NEVER up for anything else.

Few beers and bowling

So tonight I went bowling for my friend Andy's birthday and I'm not going to lie but I sucked. I bowled a 99 the first game and a 83 the second game. The girls did kcik ass though.
I drank beer and it's the forst time I've been drunk since my birthday which was 2 weeks ago. I'm trying to cut back on my drinkignbut apparently I;m failing.

So I think I've hit my quarter life crisis. I;m 22 times that by 4 which is 88...I don;t think I'll live that long but anyway... I;ve kind of lost my mind lately. I;m beginning to think about the future and I think I should date more. I don;t date enough. Well, I never date. I meet guys at bars or parties and they sucktoo much to ask me on a date but they'll text me like the world is coming to an end. I don;t understand it. Just frigign' ask me out assholes!! It;s not that hard!

The power went out at my old house tonight, which is the place I;'m staying. It came back on after some of my guy friends messed around with it. Thankgod! I'm actually kind of scared of the dark. I know that;s lame but I am. Screw you.

So I'm sick of election/Obama talk. I don;t talk about who I voted for but all I can say is how much worse can it get? Bush messed some crap up in office and now Obama hasto fix it. Just wait and see if he;es good before you make judgements. He might fail or he might suprise people. Who that hell knoes. I voted for Bob Barr. hahaha...

I;m kifns upset about the whole John Mayer and Jennifer Annistont thign. I love him.

Iw ant to sleep badly.

I wsh I could danc eight ow.Asthe night goenI dolt know wjay want.I cant fnstiona anymor emdam it
111111]]Ok bubby.

I;ll talk o tou laer.

People suck

So I worked tonight and people did not tip. I don;t know why becaue I did a good job.

I went out after work to drink....syrpise, surepise!!

Anyway, I didn;t drive so I thought I could drink a lot but that just makes me tired. I have 1 very veyr strong rum and diet and then 4 tall PBRS. I haven;t eaten a lot today so that's why I am the way I am.

My drunk blog sucks.

So you wanna hear a story? Good.

There once was a girl named Sam who worked a lot at a place called Chili's, she along went ot school at GA State to get a dgreee in journalism. She sucks at school. She is trying to make something out of herself but is clearly having an epic fail at a moment. Hopefully one day she'l have her own big radio show in ny and make some monies the marry John Myaer. She loves him.

I just want to sleep. Why can't i/?!??!''

Stfe drive me home stonight anf then hit my garbage pails on he sidewalk. Congrats to her.

I want to sleep and habe to wake p that earl. Good nightand drink PNR.

LOVE SAM.

Beer Poetry

I lay in bed
Home from the bar
Beer in my stomach
I feel full
I watch the tv
The picture moving on the screen
Make it stop
I need to wake early
Why do I do this?
I love the scene
I love beer
I lay awake

I Only had 4 Beers.

I'm buzzed.

I'm not shwasted like I normally am when writing these blog things. Usually, I want to be shit-faced when I do my drunk blogs since that is when it the blog turns out to be most amuzing.

Tonight is different.

I started my night by meeting one of my best friends/former roommate Sara at Taco Mac for A beer. ONE beer. That was it. I have learned to steadyily pace myself with a pint and I'm doing pretty well and slowly learning the term "pacing myself".

I moved on to Wild Wings around 10 p.m to meet up with my friend Peter, Brianna, and James for A beer. ONE. Well...one beer turned into three because me and Peter were too busy talking about old memories and since I was thirsty and a bud light was only $2.50 I decided to have two more to join my orignal 2.

Anyway, I'm waayyyy tired. I have to be up at 6:45 am to take a friend to the DMV because he has no other wau of gettig around.

My eyes feel heaviy. I need my bed noql amow

my cat is cute

So....tonoght till be the last night of the summer and tht makes me sad.



It was my friend JAMES'' 21st bdy and we wated to take him out.. wER STARTED at Tmac action time and move our way to jegffrey's.



I tried to drink more than himan faiLED!!! Dman it.



Me and my cat, greta, ae sitting fere in my bed and she probabl hates me. i CAN tell.



Anywhay.... I hAD fun tonight even thought all I wnated to do was listen to belodnda carlislleand FFlo Rida. I lke them a lot..don;t ask why. i WANT TO DANCE. I', GOOD AT THAT.



I have to work tomorrow wihcih sucks. I don;t want to. Ughhjjjhhh!



just want topass out but i don;t think that's an option. School, statrts tomorrow techincally and that mkaes mewant to throw up.



Ohhhh babay do you know wha that's worth...Ohhh heaven isna place on earth.



Thta place is called Carvel if I have anything to do withit fyi.hink



Baby I was arfrid before but IM NOT afriad any,ore.



So anyway... I'd like to sleeepp nut I don;t think thats an option



Can I tekk ou how much I love billy joel. GEEEZZZZ I LOVE THTA SO MUCH,



I WAN TO SLEEEP!!!!!!!



MY CAT ISSITTINGNNECY TO E and sje;d meof niye. ike ,e!!!i SOM;R KNLOW JANE DQMMM RK E ANK D A,DMDM, SMFR RMEJE FKE RMWJ MKKN

i FEEL DTUNNER AS THE NIGHT GOED ON.

DAMN KR,

Beer Ad of the Day!

1955 Molson Crown & Anchor Canadian Advertisement.

Oh My gosh why am i Still Drunk?Q?

So I went to the becha boys tonight with my mom ad hrt 3 friend plus my friend Stef,'


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I ned water bAD! I drank tos muche tonigjt. I hads em berr s=abd wibe.

Im si turedn k
letnenskeepp now,.

byyyue bittdhes

Drunk Picture of the Day

This was the last picture I took of the night on the ride back from The Derby around 3 a.m.



I also decided to choose an alcohol related ad to post along with the drunk picture of the day. This is a vintage Pabst Blue Ribbon advertisement from June 1911 when it was published on the back cover of Judge Magazine.

It's monday WTF?!

So...Tonight I drank alot..I started wiht 2 beers then pregressed to 2 ruma and diwt cokes and then went to Andrettiis and got 2 gin and tonics and finished with a beer and tehe bergy. DAMN.

I saw too many people that I knew at andretti whihc made things hard when intorducing people.
I must have knon 15 to 20 people thete which is enougt to drive me insande!!

Anywhi...I'm trying to drink as much as I can befor eshcool starts or before I kiell myself, which eve comes first, I think the drinking is winning byn ALOT. I don;t want summer to end so soon. tHIS summer has been a good one full of drunken memories. I lvoed it. School only eminds me of stuff I have to sccomplushe in order to have a decent lif which up until reconty I have not cared a bour.

i' SO TIRED DAN IR.

Im should sleeep now.!!! O JOML o WO;,[ASS PIR SPPM NORMo mWWWS RP RIEM ,T RC PDDD DODRT

PEACE!

SMA LOVE A!!!!

Drunk Journals I found that I don't remember...Imagine that.

This first journal was written on Friday night August 1st after a night at Taco Mac, I'm guessing.



Druk Night 14384783
Friday 3>01am


Well…girls are crazy.

It’s officla.

Soemtimes you think it’s the guys that are jekrs that make chicks insane but it’s reallu the girls crating a whole other level of crayx.

I’ve learn this tonight.

I won’t get into deial because it’s too much to ecplain without naming names.

Whatever…I fell tired. I have clithes on my bed which make it hard to slepp damn it.

I want to go to bed because I have to wake uo really reaky tomoeeowna.

Tmas has mad eme surretder again damn them and my passport club makes me wha==ab ri drunkn in hop=es of maiing my kust 897897890. I rant.

Godd be.




This second journal was probably written on Saturday night August 2nd.



DARUNK NIGHT [ART 54

SO tonight I drank with my best friends family from Canada and let me tell youn they wera fun bunch, Her entire family cracks me up. We danced and drank and toasted a whole bunch. Myn friend stef was a trainwreck though. Then we went to my friendc chris’s birthday where Iw was too trashed to remember my name. Then we went to taco mc because that seemed likea good idea…a plate fof fiesta nackhs later I found myself sighty sober to drive and arrive at my house where my parents were stikll awake.

I went ino my room for hopefully no interuptiond nd lidtned to Bekinda Varlisle.

Anywho I reallywant to go to sleep and my u
Lobr us’\
Fskkkkkdo hih///////l yi cannot riing my rlp you ith the indsnity tbl ton hill on buts e

Tiredness seys on whihen youn\\ stre doo vlodnto i

Drunk nght 1

So I went out to drink tonight...I landed up at Tado Mac in Johns Creek. My BEST friend Stef drove me there to dirnk where we met her bf kyle and our coworkers/friends Danny and James. I have a tmadc passport so I decided to drink 3 or 4 beers to add on to my list and had 2 shots with stfe after kyle said he'ddrive us home.

Bad idea.

After dirnking 3 beers and 2 shoTS, which I stole 1/2 pf stef's shot and poured by juice box in...long story,,, we decided to go to to jeffrrey's where me, syef. and kyle met up eith our o=,rker Jesse ar and we drank some-mo.

Oh my jebesus...

Some random dudes at the bar bought us sme crazy shots and too many drinks to count,

Nywho...I toldJessse he;d have to be my bot toy and so we danced the night away to bekubda carlile and timbland. i LOVE THEM,''
i WANT TO SLEPP.
I need tomwork on not beomg drinl.

W e ejambed words, meand kylr.
U need ro sleep
YYA- SAM